Funny Attempt.

Like is THE word of the future. Seriously though. Like is put in wherever the fuck you want it to go. I wouldn't be surprised, you know, "Do you swear to, like, the office of, like, the President of the United like States?" "Like, yes, you son of a bitch!" Yeah but...yeah...speaking of "yeah" that's becoming another popular one. Like (shit) have you ever talked to someone, let's say on the phoning machine, and always, ALWAYS at the end of the fucking conversation, the person goes,"OOOHH...but uhh...yeah..." like (fuck) holy shit they just took a dump and they are so relieved they just have to inform you, of their relief. "OOO yeah...yeah..." But back to "like"...I mean...I want to swap other words with it. How about...cumquat...you know...God that just sounds like the dirtiest fucking word on the planet...that and "masticate"...but anyway...so how about in a convo next time, just substitute every time you say "like," with "cumquat"...for instance "So what did you guys do last night?" "Cumquat, we, cumquat, fucked all night." And then of course your buddy responds, "That's, cumquat, fuckin' awesome!"

You know, when did someone decide upon "curse words." You know there was some gay, literally the most homosexual guy ever invented, sitting there. "Jeez...you know...even though "fuck" means 'sacred and holy' at this time...it just sounds dirty...no more fuck!" What if fuck originally meant holy and sacred? That would be funny to us now..."Fuck Jesu Domine, Dana Eis Requiem" See you might (strong MIGHT) be laughing now...but if it originally meant something like that...we would be like "Oh Religion is fuck..." Or my favorite semi-quasi curse word, piss...you KNOW that one was an onomatopoeia before it was a real word. Like whenever some awesome high school quarterback badass comes in...cuz he HAS A FUTURE...his drunk friend is also in the corner of the cottage, in which they are consuming the alcoholic beverages,...emptying his bladder...and it's going "piissssssssssssssss..." So of course the QB, who is fucking wasted, and high on the "reefer" as we in the big PGH like to call it...and I do pronounce P-G-H "PGH"...he just stood there...now this is in like the 1900s AT LEAST...whenever high school football was invented...he just stood there and was like "Dude, why are you "pissing"? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....because, obviously, that was the most fucking hilarious thing ever...so then...the parents come down...Mom is like "Were you two drinking?" Meanwhile the Dad is telling his kid, "Drink beer, like a fuckin' man!" Mom comes in..."Gary," for some reason it's always Gary, "They are only 18...they can't drink yet." The QB's friend is laughing...and I probably would have too...at the sole fact that the mother had to INFORM the others about this previously unknown law...and anyway...the QB is like "Piss...it means, cumquat, to pee, man..." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHAH AH AHA ...Ha...ha...oooooooohhhhh....yeah....