Oh Dear...

Yet again the epitome of pop culture never ceases to amaze me. I am speaking of course of the ever relevant, and always talented, RAPPERS. Their music has truly inspired a generation, and their model behavior continues to set the standard for what can and will be done because they are "celebrities."

Let's start with the end. Snoop Dogg is released on bail.

Now then, onto the real matter at hand. Snoop Dogg and his "entourage" (see fellow ghettos) were boarding a plane. Well, I guess they DID board it. But it was after this fact that caused such a fuss. And of course, it's probably discrimination. Of course it is. It's never your fault. What were you thinking?

Anyway here's the scoop. Some of Dogg's "entourage" was seated in first class, while some of it was seated in economy class. Obviously, he had to keep all his bases covered. Someone might try to assassinate him because I know you don't think so but yes, he IS that important. But I digress. So, with half of the ghettos in the front and half of the ghettos in the back, well of course, they ALL should be allowed in the "FIRST CLASS LOUNGE." Oh, but there is one minor detail I did leave out. You have to be holding, that means you have to be HOLDING, a first class ticket to get in the lounge. With brilliant deductive reasoning, one would assume that if one were to be holding an ECONOMY CLASS ticket, then one would be denied entry. But, as many have so prophetically put it, one assumes too much. Of course, considering Snoop Dogg and his entourage, and their absolutely GREAT value to society, this denial of entry to the, let me remind you, FIRST CLASS LOUNGE, was not for them. They are not people. They are celebrities dammit! To lower themselves to our standards?! Now THAT is preposterous. Nevertheless, a brawl ensued because of course, the whole ghetto bunch was mad that the rules were being enforced on them, celebrities and GUARDIANS of celebrities. Needless to say, they injured, ACTUALLY INJURED, police officers who had to FIGHT them for an entry to the, let me repeat, FIRST CLASS LOUNGE! Snoop Dogg is now out on bail.

In other words, he spent the night in jail.

Priceless...