The Top Ten Things I'm Thankful For

10. Nickelback

9. Paris Hilton and Mark Foley-You give late night talk show hosts jobs.

8. Monkeys-Because who really isn't thankful for monkeys?

7. Stephen Colbert

6. Ron's Birthday-So I can FINALLY turn 19.

5. Rap Music-Such talents; I'm jealous.

4. Midterm Democrat Win-Yay divided America!

3. Stephen Colbert

2. Morgan Freeman-This man speaks for himself, and usually does.

1. The Nintendo Wii








Now if you are completely pedestrian and do not have a dry sense of humor, what I'm really thankful for: most of all family, friends whom I would seriously die for, really, they're THAT sweet, and a good, healthy life.


I was sort of serious about the Wii though...and Stephen Colbert...and of course Morgan Freeman...