Why? WHY?

Nation, it has come to my attention, and apparently yours, that Rap music is popular. Rap is the new Pop, and we can't seem to escape it. I hate it all, sans Black Eyed Peas, however, there is one song that I detest more than ANYTHING. And while it is about what the song says, it is also how you, Nation, have taken it to completely misinterpret it.

You probably know already. It's the number one song on iTunes. That great classic by Mims. Do you want to review what it says? Do you? Yeah. You do. Okay, let's review. Here is the chorus, repeated 3 times I think. Let's just, see. No stutter, I swear, here's what it is. "This is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why, I'm hot this is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot." No joke. I swear.

Have you taken a look at those? Yeah. Read it again. Then ask yourself the same question I have been pondering for weeks besides the ever-obvious why the hell is this song number one. WHY IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU HOT? Oh, oh, the next couple of lines reveal it. I'm sorry. "I'm hot 'cuz I'm fly, you ain't 'cuz you not." Oh. OH! I should have seen seen that. Besides the latter half of that sentence literally translating "you are not because you are not," which is another of way of saying "I am the dumbest person to ever walk the Earth," that sentence may be the smartest thing anyone has ever said, ever.

Oh and one more thing. Maybe two. Since when did you get so damn STUPID Nation? I mean I love this country, but sometimes...wow. I just am speechless on the popularity of this damn whatever the hell it is. Secondly, this song is supposed to make fun of other rap songs (by being horrible?). And yet, Nation, you completely missed that and you just think it's a "good" song. Is it a song? No. Is it music? No. Are you ain't not fly 'cuz this is why this this this this this is is why this is why this is this is this is this is why why...this?

Yes, yes you are...